The Hipster, photo by Roman Tafoya. Home Featured. Although, she does curse a lot. Hippy Chicks, photo by Jeremy Stephen. Is yoga closer to an obsession than an actual sport?
A saggy beany and sweater separate the Hipster from the world. Show Troll, photo by Eric Goitia. Bro Hoe, photo by Delmy Gooch. Mountain Girls are low maintenance because they see the importance of getting to the slopes on time. She may participate in a body building competition, and if so, the Gym Rat goes to the tanning salon until she looks like an emaciated piece of fruit.
Much like our 12 Guys You Date in Denver listthese are not meant to be taken seriously by anyone. Hippy Chicks are really nice people but sometimes come off as rude or cold.
Tinderella, photo by Darian Simon. She is one of the coolest girls you can date in Denver.
She is a better rapper than you without a doubt. She is wild, crazy and always unpredictable. I mean, she looks like the coolest, which I am pretty sure is the goal. She likes to think that Tinder is not just for booty calls but…it is. Denver has more Cowgirls than meet the eye.
Be careful when standing behind a dancing Hippy Chick at a concert, for you run the risk of getting a dread in the mouth. She listens to Mastadon. The Metal Chick is the suicide girl in training. Natural Habitat: Awaken Gymnastics, on a rooftop somewhere. The bun is as real as her love for mimosas.
The Show Troll will spend gratuitous amounts of money on sequined bras.
She wears long skirts past the ankle that also double as a tapestry that she hangs on her wall usually. A tornado of good times and some recreational drug use, she sucks up men as she moves along in life, spitting them out over houses and in fields.
Judging by her Tumblr, what we know is that the Hipster Chick is very beautiful and very sad. She will meet you for drinks in a heartbeat but will also dip out just as quickly. She makes protein pancakes and posts photos of them on Instagram, yet seems to be relatively unaware that the pancakes look more like dog shit than food. The female version of a LoDo Bro, the Bro Hoe is one of the most well-groomed and high maintenance of the girls you date in Denver. Metal Chicks, photo by Camille Breslin. The female Hustler is ghetto fabulous.
Smokes that good pretty much everywhere she goes, she has no shyness in lighting a t as she exits the bar. The Gym Rat is in exceptional shape physically.
Easy come, easy go. Hipster has a negative connotation in Denver — it has become like a curse word. Also known as the Brunch Queen, the Bun Head has the same schedule every Sunday and the same hairstyle. She has expensive taste, and only goes to bars that have a 20 minute line out the door.
She wears high-waisted jeans and a crop-top. Cowgirl, photo by Brent Andeck. She somehow balances the difficulty of having a sales job and getting absolutely hammered on the weekends with coworkers. She exclusively posts photos of yoga poses on Instagram with a dog always somewhere in the picture.
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She spends hours at the gym every day just to get that ass on fleek. A princess of the sleazy dating app, Tinderella is more of a catch than she knows. Hustler, photo by Romeo Fernandez.
Yogis, photo by Romeo Fernandez. She only has one eye, because her bangs cover the other one. Mountain Girl, photo by Jackie Collins.
More complex than the Gym Rat, the Yogi is about that yoga life. Gym Rat, photo by Delmy Gooch. Also known as the white girl with dread locks, the Hippy Chick really understands the importance and complexity of a good bead. Do not cheat on a Hustler unless you have a death wish.
Bun Head, photo courtesy of Taylor Marnie Hill. What does it mean? Everyone has a little Show Troll in them. She almost always works at an unconventional place like a tattoo shop, a bar or a dispensary. Our lady version of a Skibum, the Mountain Girl is down for whatever.